Got any grapes?
We just sell lemonade
listen here you little bitch i came here and want some god damn grapes you take your weak ass piss-ade and dump it out with your god damn weak ass hair game now you better take your lemonade loving ass to te store and get me so god damn grapes because im just a fucking talking duck and I am frowned upon in most religious based societies.
WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE
when you have to jog in gym class
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
I am crying omfg
HAHAHAHAHA HIS ACCENT THO
Oh my god I started fucking screaming when this started xD
my mom saw this and said, “It’s you when you’re excited. That’s how you dance.”
I can barely type I’m laughing so hard. THis is pure perfection.
why is this so funny omfg
One Direction- Dance A$$
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS omfg yes please
who made this. bless YOUUUU.
guise i’m peeing
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.
For God so loved the world that he gave his sassiest Son, that whoever believes in his sass shall not perish but have eternal sass.